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Find an oldies radio station. Whenever the word "love" is used as noun in the lyrics, replace it with "crack." (e.g. "Can't Buy Me Crack", "You Give Crack a Bad Name", "(Baby, Baby) Where Did Our Crack Go?", "(Hunka Hunka) Burnin' Crack", etc.) Sing along as hysterics ensue.
(Most effective if carried out by men) While someone is sleeping, unzip your pants. Take a hot dog and heat it in warm but not boiling water. When it is about body temperature, take it out. Rub the hot dog on the person's face, paying close attention to his/her lips and mouth. As he/she is beginning to wake up, hide the hot dog and begin zipping your pants as hysterics ensue.
(Most effective if carried out by men) While someone is sleeping, unzip your pants. Take a hot dog and heat it in warm but not boiling water. When it is about body temperature, take it out. Rub your penis on the person's face, paying close attention to his/her lips and mouth. As he/she is beginning to wake up, hide your penis and begin zipping your pants. Convince him/her you were actually just rubbing his/her face with the warm hot dog as hysterics ensue.
If you see a car with handicapped tags attempting to park in a handicapped spot, cut him/her off and steal the spot. If he/she protests, remind him/her of his/her handicap as hysterics ensue.
Buy a gun. Shoot yourself in the head as hysterics ensue.